What do Junk Yard Wars and novel revisions have in common?

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What do Junk Yard Wars and novel revisions have in common?
Boiler Pot Hot Tub 2. Clothes Hanger Muffler Fix 6. Beer Can Hot Rollers 10.
I want this bunny so bad. Does your dog also try and get away at bath time??

If we were lucky, it was Bill Nye or magic school bus. The patients were nestled half-aed in their beds, while visions of stool softeners danced in their heads. When down in the ER it became such a zoo they called with admissions for me and for you. My patience for patients is starting to wane.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Santa himself and 8 tiny reindeer. Have you seen the size of these mosquitoes?

This was said about Sheri Dew. Absolutely, perhaps even better though, as most magazines only cover one (or a small handful) of topics, whereas here you can see images spanning dozens of topics in mere minutes.
What do you all think?
Looks just like Dracula’s hairdo. Different, but I kinda like it. Looks hot, my co-worker did that to his Kawasaki ZX-12. Makes me think of Darth Vader. Free Mods for your Expensive Ruckus.
Attractive and lightweight at only 3. 25 lbs. That would soo be Christa. I would love to have a pic like this of my boys and then later on when I get to adopt a little girl a pic like this so cute ., Pathway through the cherry blossom trees. Off the beaten track: Cherry blossom lake – Sakura, Japan. Cute for a girl baby shower. HOW do I not live in this building?

It is a block away from my mothers job and my siblings and I were always amazed by it.
A mountain of scraps and debris piled in cluttered heaps. Not the junkyard) What do I use?
What pieces can I use to construct a functioning and noteworthy creation?
The shards of broken dreams, dulled further from the elements, call out to be made into something useful. Diligently, I gather what I have and lay it out on paper. If truth be known–it’s a stinking mess. I set my goals high and AIM. I’m doing major revsisions right now. My thoughts on revisions are similar, only not as classy. Brad, glad to see I’m not the only junk yardigan. Liz, try Junk Yards R-Us. Susa, Thanks for the warm welcome.

Makes me want to head for the beach. To all: Good luck on your revisions. According to the Jewish calendar, we just entered year 5776. It is a bittersweet day for us because this tragedy set my husband upon a spiritual path that led us all to the Catholic Church. My son’s illustration for one of his stories. It’s been awhile since I’ve done a book recommendation, but today marks the release of two awesome books that I really want everyone to read.
I’m always looking for lists that are easily accessible.

A fairly new feature over at our collaborative blog, Operation Awesome, is the #OAwritingtips. Did you know #Sloths made this adorable sound?
I was cleaning out a drawer yesterday. Today, I got a big box full of my next book, Dinocalypse Forever, and sweet holy heck is it gorgeous. Did you get a Kindle for Christmas and need a good book to read?
At least in the story world.
Exciting things are happening in the Cybils world, and we’re gearing up for our 2014 season. I’m on vacation for the next few weeks, 6K into my next novel and writing every day. First, let me say that I’m glad there is a push to stop texting and driving, however, I don’t understand why other things aren’t getting the same push. I’m going to Disney World. The summer of 2009 was the first and most magical year. First, a confession: I finished my book sometime this summer. Extra Extra Read all about it.
From Life Magazine, January 17, 1949. Its puffy pleated pants are calculated to emphasize the sparseness of the wired bra. You know this kid grew up to be a fierce old lady. What did one depressed boob say to the other?
This is the same broad (above) that has snoop dawg painted boobs. This is a beautiful thing.

I both love and respect this man and his sense of humor. Love that someone found humor in an otherwise bad situation. This was way too cool of a tattoo. From this I understand that what I want also wants me, is looking for me and attracting me.

Remember when real women wore garter belts?
You can put pearls, diamonds and lipstick on a pig – but a pig is still a pig.
Little hearing aid humor for ya.. Sundresses, a trusty motor steed and handsome travel luggage.

It definitely would make me laugh.
Quicker, easier to dispose of and pennies to use.

Fits in your pocket for hikes. Off-Road Commode – tail hitch toilet seat. Coming to A Waterway Near You. Two story houseboat with comfortable outdoor lounge area on the bottom deck and a lovely open-air upper deck, complete with safety railing.
One way to beat the heat. Well then, punch a hole in your wall. This makes me happier than it should.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Hahaha i laughed so hard. When Bubbles revealed the secret behind her superpower. Golden Girls jokes about Blanche being a slut never get old.
Being positive and kind ruins their crazy evil anyway. It is indeed true that confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can wear. If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on. Sometimes you think he turned into an asshole- when he was an asshole the whole time.

He backed me though and that just killed you.
A mountain of scraps and debris piled in cluttered heaps. Not the junkyard) What do I use?
What pieces can I use to construct a functioning and noteworthy creation?
The shards of broken dreams, dulled further from the elements, call out to be made into something useful. Diligently, I gather what I have and lay it out on paper. If truth be known–it’s a stinking mess. I set my goals high and AIM. I’m doing major revsisions right now. My thoughts on revisions are similar, only not as classy. Brad, glad to see I’m not the only junk yardigan. Liz, try Junk Yards R-Us. Susa, Thanks for the warm welcome.

Makes me want to head for the beach. To all: Good luck on your revisions. According to the Jewish calendar, we just entered year 5776. My son’s illustration for one of his stories. It’s been awhile since I’ve done a book recommendation, but today marks the release of two awesome books that I really want everyone to read.
I’m always looking for lists that are easily accessible.

A fairly new feature over at our collaborative blog, Operation Awesome, is the #OAwritingtips. Did you know #Sloths made this adorable sound?
I was cleaning out a drawer yesterday. Today, I got a big box full of my next book, Dinocalypse Forever, and sweet holy heck is it gorgeous. Did you get a Kindle for Christmas and need a good book to read?
At least in the story world.
Exciting things are happening in the Cybils world, and we’re gearing up for our 2014 season. I’m on vacation for the next few weeks, 6K into my next novel and writing every day. First, let me say that I’m glad there is a push to stop texting and driving, however, I don’t understand why other things aren’t getting the same push. I’m going to Disney World. The summer of 2009 was the first and most magical year. Extra Extra Read all about it.

New car for the queen

Mobile Port-a-potty??

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